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June 20th, 2008

Previously, pre-pubescent boys could only see Keira Knightley naked in The Hole or Atonement. Now her new film, The Edge of Love, can be added to that short list. In the film, Keira has a sex scene with Cillian Murphy and was unabashed in taking her clothes off for the realism. Knightley tells PEOPLE:

“I always bare my breasts,” she said at the press conference to promote The Edge of Love Wednesday at the Edinburgh International Film Festival. “It’s not like it’s only in this film!”

“It was very simple. It was a sex scene and I never like them when they’ve got bras on.” So when the director asked her to remove her bra, “I said, ‘All right then.’”

It’s a shame Keira has about as much curves as a plank of wood. I have no doubt that this story would have been much more exciting if it didn’t conjure up images of a naked 13 year old boy. Coincidentally, that’s what women say about me when they picture me naked. So, I guess Keira and I are a perfect fit. Call me?