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Paris Hilton does 944

Paris Hilton did a spread in 944 magazine and she looked awkward and unsexy. I’m not sure why they made her so tan when every time I’ve seen her she’s white or orange. I think someone went crazy with the burn tool in Photoshop. This would have looked a lot better if they cut and pasted Angelina Jolie’s head onto Paris’. And then cut and pasted Angelina Jolie’s body over Paris’. Basically, just swap Paris with Angelina Jolie. I don’t know why they didn’t do that. I guess some people aren’t as creative as me.

February 28th, 2008

Paris Hilton has confirmed that she will star in a new MTV reality series for MTV in which a group of girls will share a house in LA and compete to become the heiress’ new best friend.

“I’m really excited about this concept — I’m going to meet a lot of great girlfriends.” (That’s Whore Speak for “I Can’t Even Pay People To Hang Out With Me.”)

“I never got to go to college and this will be my chance to be in a sorority and have that experience,” the twenty-seven year old tells In Touch Weekly. “It’ll be great to meet a girl who’s not too Hollywood, who I can get along with and hang out with when the show is done,” she says. “It’s really exciting!”

“Of course, my real best friend will always be Nicole. She’s like my sister — but now she’s busy with her daughter, Harlow.”

Paris Hilton & Benji Madden Are Head Over Heels For Now
February 26, 2008

The new hottest couple in Hollywood is… not Paris and Benji for sure. How did they get together?? Is this for real?? Or is it some kind of publicity stunt for some reason strange reason that we just don’t get yet?
The pair - who were first spotted together in Los Angeles last week - looked loved-up as they held hands while shopping in West Hollywood earlier this week.
Paris - who is reportedly set to star in new reality TV show later this year - has even been seen wearing a silver band from top jewelers Tiffany and Co. on her ring finger, sparking engagement rumors.
“We hear she has been wearing a Tiffany band from Benji on her ring finger!” reports Page Six.
A source close to Benji said: “He is really happy with Paris and has already been telling all his friends she is the one. He says he can really see himself ending up with her for good.”
Isn’t it a little too soon to be calling Paris the one??
I bet Nicole Richie is super happy to have her BFF/enemy Paris Hilton as her sister-in-law. :)