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During her visit to South Africa to support Benji Madden’s band, Paris Hilton wanted to buy a cheetah. Not a stuffed animal cheetah mind you, but a real, flesh tearing one.

“Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman’s dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, ‘If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?’”

Let this dumbass have it. With any luck, as Paris scuffles her size 11 feet across the floor in her half-assed attempt at walking like a normal person, the cheetah will think she’s an injured antelope and pounce.

Paris Hilton blogs (dangerous!) on her experience on tour with Good Charlotte and confesses Benji makes her happy and she is soo in love. While she’s at it, Paris tries to promote her new shoe line and new MTV show (Paris looking for a new best friend).